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Your labs have a story. Send me the bloodwork your doctor said was fine, and I’ll show you what it’s actually saying — where your energy, hormones, and digestion may be drifting, and what to do about it.
$50 with your existing labs. $125 with a fresh LabCorp panel. Either way, it credits toward any 1:1 program.
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Explore The Body DecoderNow, I use that same process to help women understand what’s really driving their fatigue, mood changes, weight gain, acne, and bloating long before it turns into something serious.
If you’re looking for someone to finally listen, and who’s been in your shoes, book a free call.
Standard lab ranges are based on the average population. And honestly? The average person is not that healthy. About 6 in 10 adults already have a chronic condition, so "normal" often misses what is actually going on. Functional ranges catch patterns long before they turn into a diagnosis.
Your labs can look totally fine even when you are exhausted, bloated, moody, or off. Functional analysis looks at how your body is actually running so you get real answers instead of being sent home with nothing.
You will know what your labs mean and what to do about it. For example, 1 in 3 people on thyroid medication still have symptoms because standard testing does not check markers like Free T3 or Reverse T3. Functional analysis covers those gaps.
Conventional ranges look for disease. Functional ranges look for balance.
The “normal” lab ranges your doctor uses are based on the average population… and let’s be real, the average person isn’t healthy.
Functional ranges go deeper. They show where your energy, hormones, and metabolism are starting to drift out of balance long before it turns into a diagnosis.
By catching these early patterns, we can:
What would it feel like to finally understand what those lab markers actually mean?
💬 “My doctor said my labs were normal, but Crystal found my ferritin and B12 were tanked. For the first time, I actually understood why I felt so tired and now I have a plan that works.”
💬 ”I used to spend over $100 a month on random supplements hoping something would help. After working with Crystal for 3 months, I finally understand what my body needs and what it doesn’t. Her analysis showed my B12 and ferritin were low and my thyroid was slowing down. Something no one else caught.”
💬 “When I first did my blood lab analysis with Crystal, I finally understood why I was so exhausted, bloated, and struggling with my hormones. She explained everything in plain english and showed me what my doctor had overlooked.”
💬 “I booked a 30-minute lab analysis call with Crystal and was blown away by how much insight she gave me in such a short time. She connected my fatigue, weight struggles, and hair loss to patterns in my labs that my doctor never mentioned. For the first time, everything made sense. In just one call, I walked away with a clear plan and felt more empowered than I ever have about my health.”
You are exhausted, gaining weight, or dealing with brain fog and mood swings that nobody has been able to explain.
Your doctor runs labs. Everything comes back normal. You are told to eat better or exercise more.
And you are sitting there like… what is actually going on.
Standard blood work is designed to find disease. Not dysfunction. Not the early stuff. My functional panel is different. It looks at what your body is actually doing so we can stop guessing and start figuring it out.
🧠 Thyroid Health: TSH, T3, T4, reverse T3, antibodies — reveals underactive or overactive patterns.
🍭 Blood Sugar & Metabolism: Fasting insulin, A1c, glucose, GGT, triglycerides — shows how your body handles carbs and fats and can detect early insulin resistance.
🩸 Energy & Nutrients: Iron, ferritin, magnesium, Vitamin D, B12, folate — shows if your cells can make and store energy efficiently.
💪 Liver Detox & Inflammation: ALT, AST, GGT, CRP — how your body handles stress, toxins, or inflammation.
1️⃣ Book Your Blood Lab Analysis Prep Call
We’ll discuss your main symptoms, review your goals, and talk about next steps.
2️⃣ Run or Upload Your Labs
If you choose the full panel, you’ll receive a Labcorp order form for easy local testing. If you have recent labs, upload them into a secure portal for review.
3️⃣ Receive Your Personalized Analysis
You’ll get a simple, easy-to-read breakdown along with a 30 minute zoom call with insights on where your energy, hormones, and digestion may be off and what to do about it with a personalized wellness plan. If supplements are recommended, you’ll receive a 20% discount through Fullscript.
Once you book your prep call we will meet within a few days to go over your symptoms and goals.
If you are doing the Labcorp panel, you will have your draw within a week and results back in about 10 to 14 business days.
Your analysis is typically ready within one week after that and your zoom call is already scheduled so we are ready to go!
If your labs were done within the last 3 months, start with the Existing Lab Review.
If they are older, or do not include key markers like ferritin, fasting insulin, or thyroid antibodies, the full Labcorp panel will give us a much more complete picture.
Not sure which? Book the free consult and we will figure it out.
Good. That is exactly when you should work with me.
Your doctor uses ranges designed to catch disease. I use ranges designed to catch dysfunction. Those are two very different things.
Your numbers can look totally fine on paper while your thyroid is dragging, your ferritin is tanked, and your blood sugar is creeping up. That gap is exactly what I look for.
You get a plain English breakdown of what your labs actually mean. Not "your TSH is 2.4" with nothing else. Actual context. What it means for your energy, your hormones, your gut.
We go through it together on a 30 minute zoom call and you leave with clear next steps you can actually follow.
Nope. This is an educational consultation, not a medical appointment.
I do not diagnose or treat medical conditions. What I do is help you understand your labs through a functional lens so you can actually make sense of what your body is telling you and take that information wherever you need to go next.
Book the free consult call. That is what it is for.
We will talk through your symptoms, go over your options, and figure out what makes the most sense for your body and your goals. No pressure.
Most women walk away from their analysis call saying some version of "I finally understand what has been going on."
A lot of them have been sitting on labs for months or years that nobody ever actually explained to them. They find out their ferritin has been low the whole time. Or their thyroid antibodies are elevated. Or their fasting insulin is creeping up.
They leave with a plan. And that feels really different from being told everything looks fine.
That’s totally okay. You can still book your consult call to learn more about what’s included, how it works, and what labs might be most helpful when you’re ready.
Seriously, zero pressure. Book the call and let's just talk.
The 3 month program is a great next step if you want ongoing support, a gut test, and a full personalized plan.
The 6 month program is for the person who wants to go all the way in. Deep dive on gut, hormones, lifestyle, sleep, stress, blood sugar, all of it.
And if you enroll within 60 days, what you paid for your Second Opinion comes off the program price.
You are never pushed into anything. The analysis stands on its own. But most people want to keep going once they finally have answers.
That is literally what the free consult call is for.
You do not need to figure out which option makes sense before you book. We will do that together. Bring your symptoms, your confusion, your stack of labs that apparently all came back normal. We will find the right next step for your body.
No pressure. No upsell. Just a real conversation.
