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The Body Decoder · Digital guide
Your body has
a lot to say.
Start making sense
of it.
90 perimenopause symptoms, finally explained. A practical guide to understanding what may be happening, what to ask about, and where to start.
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A reference to keep coming back to90symptoms
explained
explained
8easy-to-browse
categories
categories
28lab markers
in the bonus list
in the bonus list
53pages to save
and revisit
and revisit
Less searching. More understanding.
Start with the symptom.
Find a clearer next step.
No need to read it cover to cover. Look up what sounds familiar and use the same simple framework for every symptom.
Labs worth discussing
Relevant markers to bring into a more informed conversation with your healthcare professional.
Something to try today
Each symptom includes a practical starting point, so you can move from reading to a next step.
Inside your guide
For the things you
keep wondering about.
From sleep and energy to digestion and your changing cycle, find the sections that matter to you. Open a category to explore every symptom inside.
Plus: your 28-marker lab listA reference organized by category, with what each marker looks for. Save it for your next appointment.
Sleep & Night
- 3am Wake-Ups
- Exhausted After Sleeping
- Can't Fall Asleep
- Waking Up With a Headache
- Grinding Your Teeth at Night
- Waking Up Anxious
- Can't Get Comfortable at Night
Hormones & Cycle
- Midsection Weight Gain
- Mood Swings Before Your Period
- Night Sweats
- Low Libido
- Vaginal Dryness
- Headaches in Your 40s
- Feeling Cold All the Time
- Period Disappeared
- Sweating More Than You Used To
- HRT Isn't Fixing Everything
- Period Heavier Than It Used to Be
Energy & Mind
- Anxiety Out of Nowhere
- Brain Fog and Losing Your Words
- Feeling Wired but Tired
- Irritable for No Reason
- Exhausted by 2pm
- Startle Really Easily
- Sensitivity to Light and Sound
- Crying at Everything
- Memory Getting Worse
- Random Waves of Dread or Doom
- Coffee Hits Different
- Lost Your Patience
Gut & Digestion
- Bloated After Every Meal
- Constipation
- Acid Reflux
- Food Sensitivities
- Nauseous After Meals
- Feeling Hungover Without Drinking
- Feeling Anxious After Eating
- Feel Full After 2 Bites
- Can't Stand the Smell of Things
- Stress Makes You Nauseous
- Feel Better Not Eating
- Feel Nauseous in the Morning
- Tongue Has a White Coating
- Feel Worse After Drinking
- Digestion Changed After 40
Skin, Hair & Nails
- Hair Thinning
- Acne in Your 40s
- Hair Shedding
- Nails Brittle or Peeling
- Losing Your Eyebrows
- Dry Skin That Lotion Won't Fix
- Skin That Suddenly Breaks Out in Hives
- Dark Circles Sleep Never Fixes
- Puffy Face in the Morning
- Dry Eyes Eye Drops Won't Fix
- Hair Texture Has Changed
- Skin Super Sensitive
- Skin Issues That Aren't Acne
- Spots or Lines on Nails
Immune & Misc Body
- Bruising Easily
- Getting Sick on Vacation
- Ringing in Your Ears
- Always Clearing Your Throat
- Itchy Ears
- Smell and Taste Have Changed
- You Get Every Bug Going Around
- Gums Bleeding or Receding
- Wounds Not Healing
- Recurring UTIs
- Smelling Things That Aren't There
- Keep Getting Canker Sores
- Always Congested but Not Sick
- Get Sick When You're Stressed
Metabolic & Nervous System
- Heart Racing Episodes
- Joint Pain
- Sugar Cravings at Night
- Cholesterol Increasing
- Shaky if You Don't Eat
- Craving Sugar
- Always Thirsty
- Pins and Needles in Hands and Feet
- Feel Worse After Working Out
- Muscle Cramps and Spasms
- Can't Lose Weight
- Get Dizzy When You Stand Up
- Always Hungry but Never Satisfied
- Joints Crack and Pop
- Body Aches for No Reason
The Big Picture
- Told Your Labs Are All Normal
- Tried Everything and Nothing Works
Take a look inside
One symptom.
A clearer starting point.
An excerpt from the guide’s entry on midsection weight gain. The full entry continues with labs worth discussing and a step to try.
Hormones & cycle
Midsection Weight Gain
WHAT’S ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Same eating, maybe even less, same movement, and the weight keeps going straight to your midsection and refusing to leave. This is not a willpower problem.
- High insulin, which tells your body to store fat and hold onto it
- Estrogen shifting in perimenopause, moving fat storage from your hips to your middle
CONTINUED IN YOUR GUIDE
+ Labs worth checking
+ One thing to try today
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